Don't try to spend an afternoon at Melbourne Cup on the champs, skip breakfast the next morning, drink a large coffee and then do lots of head down poses in your yoga class.
Don't put 7 red touch rugby shirts into the wash with the white tablecloth.
Don't pretend your back doesn't hurt when it does, because after a week of acting like nothing's wrong, it will just hurt more and you will be bent in a nasty S shape surviving on Nurofen Plus.
|Currently keeping me mobile.|
Don't accept cake baked by your lovely neighbour thinking you'll just give it to the kids for afternoon tea. You will end up hiding it at the back of the fridge and giving it to yourself for afternoon tea.
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|Conceals delicious lemon tea cake. No way I'm sharing.|
|It swirls, it sparkles. It's not enough.|
Don't think when the Wilson Parking sign in North Sydney says "starting from $3" that you'll actually pay anything close to that amount for parking. That is a joke for new players.
Right, that's it. Don't say I didn't warn you.